Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
Song Parodies -> "Englishman Who's Called Mork"
Original Song Title:
"Englishman In New York"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Sting
Parody Song Title:
"Englishman Who's Called Mork"
Parody Written by:
Stuart McArthur
The Lyrics
Spare a thought for poor (but zany) Londoner, Michael Mork, who is continually battling cases of mistaken identity.......(to hear the OS in a new window, rightclick here )
[ cool'n'breezy jazzy Sting intro ]
I sip tea ALL around the world my dear
I like my pies made out of pork
but I cop a lot of ridicule because
I'm an Englishman who's called Mork
sure it doesn't help I grin a lot
'n drop in "narnoo" when I talk
so UNLUCKY that
I AM...
I'm an Englishman who's called Mork
"WHOA-OA! YOU'RE THAT ALIEN! YOU'RE THAT T.V. ALIEN!"
"I'm an Englishman who's called Mork"
"NO-O! YOU'RE AN ALIEN! YOU'RE THAT WEIRD ALIEN!"
"I'm an ENGLISHMAN!.....who's called Mork"
Sure I choose to wear these red jumpsuits
...and I laugh a funny way
It is hurtful all this ridicule, but hey
I'm a man, no matter what you say
"WHOA-OA, YOU'RE THAT ALIEN! YOU'RE THAT T.V. ALIEN!"
"I'm an ENGLISHMAN!"
(go get forked)
"NO-O! YOU'RE AN ALIEN! YOU'RE THAT WEIRD ALIEN!"
"I'm an Englishman who's called Mork!!"
such an impropriety
the way that you are chiding me
pointing at my gold boots (how you laugh)
go away society
I just want to live quietly
with Mindy...(yes, my wholesome "better half")
[ more cool'n'breezy jazzy Sting-rhythms ]
okay there ARE coinci-dences there
and yes I'm cute and act teen-aged
okay my braces are a little bit extreme
(in London though, I swear they're all the rage)
I make ob-servations ev'ry day
which I tweely like to share
but I did so way before that nut from Ork
and likewise - the way I fluff my hair
innit nice? - I blow-wave it with care
and no lice! - there's not a one in there
"SHUT - UP! YOU'RE THAT ALIEN!"
"No I'm NOT that alien!!
I'm an Englishman who's called Mork"
"NO WAY! YOU'RE THAT ALIEN! YOU'RE THAT CRAZY ALIEN!"
"I'm an ENGLISHMAN!...who's!...called!...Mork!!!!!!
"BULL - SH**! YOU'RE THAT ALIEN! YOU'RE THAT T.V. ALIEN!"
"I'm an ENGLISHMAN!!!!"
(you're a dork)
I sip tea ALL around the world my dear
I like my pies made out of pork
but I cop a lot of ridicule because
I'm an Englishman who's called Mork
sure it doesn't help I grin a lot
'n drop in "narnoo" when I talk
so UNLUCKY that
I AM...
I'm an Englishman who's called Mork
"WHOA-OA! YOU'RE THAT ALIEN! YOU'RE THAT T.V. ALIEN!"
"I'm an Englishman who's called Mork"
"NO-O! YOU'RE AN ALIEN! YOU'RE THAT WEIRD ALIEN!"
"I'm an ENGLISHMAN!.....who's called Mork"
Sure I choose to wear these red jumpsuits
...and I laugh a funny way
It is hurtful all this ridicule, but hey
I'm a man, no matter what you say
"WHOA-OA, YOU'RE THAT ALIEN! YOU'RE THAT T.V. ALIEN!"
"I'm an ENGLISHMAN!"
(go get forked)
"NO-O! YOU'RE AN ALIEN! YOU'RE THAT WEIRD ALIEN!"
"I'm an Englishman who's called Mork!!"
such an impropriety
the way that you are chiding me
pointing at my gold boots (how you laugh)
go away society
I just want to live quietly
with Mindy...(yes, my wholesome "better half")
[ more cool'n'breezy jazzy Sting-rhythms ]
okay there ARE coinci-dences there
and yes I'm cute and act teen-aged
okay my braces are a little bit extreme
(in London though, I swear they're all the rage)
I make ob-servations ev'ry day
which I tweely like to share
but I did so way before that nut from Ork
and likewise - the way I fluff my hair
innit nice? - I blow-wave it with care
and no lice! - there's not a one in there
"SHUT - UP! YOU'RE THAT ALIEN!"
"No I'm NOT that alien!!
I'm an Englishman who's called Mork"
"NO WAY! YOU'RE THAT ALIEN! YOU'RE THAT CRAZY ALIEN!"
"I'm an ENGLISHMAN!...who's!...called!...Mork!!!!!!
"BULL - SH**! YOU'RE THAT ALIEN! YOU'RE THAT T.V. ALIEN!"
"I'm an ENGLISHMAN!!!!"
(you're a dork)
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
Place Your Vote |
Voting Results
| ||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| Pacing | How Funny | Overall Rating | |||||||||
| 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 5 | 7 | 7 | 7 |
User Comments
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
funny concept
I've lived in London for 12 years and I've never heard of this bloke! Did you make him up? If no; very funny observation. If yes; the rubber suit's waiting for you....:-) 555
p.s. at least he's not mistaken for Michael Moore...that'd be too much
p.s. at least he's not mistaken for Michael Moore...that'd be too much
Far out funny...
Funny and loony!! (and I like the OS - good sound from him) 5's
thanks alvin
thanks Kristof - are you sure you don't know him? He looks like a cross bewteen Michael Moore and Michael York and he wears red jumpsuits and coloured braces, and he shared a house with Boopsie's Big Bazookas next to a bedsit I rented for 3 days in December '79 - (and they reckon it's a small world...what do they know) - and er, ta for the rubber suit - my other one's having the stains removed
thanks AFW
thanks Pat - it is SO unmistakeably Sting, this OS, isn't it?
thanks Kristof - are you sure you don't know him? He looks like a cross bewteen Michael Moore and Michael York and he wears red jumpsuits and coloured braces, and he shared a house with Boopsie's Big Bazookas next to a bedsit I rented for 3 days in December '79 - (and they reckon it's a small world...what do they know) - and er, ta for the rubber suit - my other one's having the stains removed
thanks AFW
thanks Pat - it is SO unmistakeably Sting, this OS, isn't it?
"thanks Pat - it is SO unmistakeably Sting, this OS, isn't it?" It seems livelier and more interesting than the ones I heard before. but, of course, still has his voice.
out of this world 5-5-5
thanks malcolm - being a pom, maybe YOU know him (hmm, maybe you ARE him...)
Yep, that's my name... teachers still go haha Mork from Ork right?! I'm like,.... no
(channelling Oprah) Michael, that is SO hurtful - and how does that make you feel?
Nanu-Nanu!! Here's three 5's for you!!
thanks Christie :-)
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/sting13.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 1670
