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Also known as: Gordon Matthew Thomas Sumner. Submitted by: Meehan
Also known as: Gordon Mathew Sumner. Submitted by: Peltio
Notable Acting Credits | Comments & Submitter Name |
"Dune (1984)" | - qua006 |
"Dune" | It wasn't nearly as bad as it could have been. Bit wooden, but then again, everyone else in that movie was too. - ChuckyG |
Name | New Career | Comments & Submitter Name |
"Sting" | "Bus Conducter" | Got this tidbit from Ripley's Believe it or Not. - Hank |
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
"Saint Augustine In Hell" | Although you hear the h-word at least once, you never hear the name 'Saint Augustine' once in the song. Some would probably know it best from the chorus: 'The minute I saw her face, the second I caught her eye, the minute I touched the flame, I knew it would never die!' - Larcen Tyler |
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
Buzz | Both are actions done by bees. | Archie C. |
Stinks | For those who hate his music | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
Stung | When he retires? (Also suggested on Whose Line) | Bdazzel |
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
"Desert Lows" | "Desert Rose" | Deedee |
"Nudgings" | "Russians" | wonka bar |
"Flushings" | "Russians" | thee |
"Let Your Soul Be Your Palette" | "Let Your Soul Be Your Pilot" | D. Melody Dole, MD |
"Let Your Soul Be Your Pallet" | "Let Your Soul Be Your Pilot" | D. Melody Dole, MD |
There are additional Sting new song names available. |
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
"Let Your Soul Be Your Pilot," | If you did that, you'd crash! | Larcen Tyler |
"The Windmills of Your Mind," | Minds do not have windmills. | Brit Boxx |
"Fortress Around Your Heart," | If it could be built who would defend it? | Peter |
"Fields Of Gold," | How much you want to bet people would steal it? | Larcen Tyler |
"Desert Rose," | It would be hard to keep a rose growing there... | Felicia |
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
"Who Let The Dogs Out?," Baha Men | "Russians," Sting | |
"Who Let The Dogs Out?," Baha Men | "Russians," Sting | |
"Who Killed Marilyn?," The Misfits | "Russians," Sting | |
"Tomorrow," Silverchair | "Brand New Day," Sting | |
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. |
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
"Englishman In New York" | "Criminal In New York" | Immoral Liberal |
"Russians" | "Russians" | Susanna Viljanen |
"Russians" | "WW3?" | eel deal |
"Russians." | "Zootopians." | Monstermaster13 |
"Englishman in New York" | "Gringo in México" | Joel Martinez |
"The Night The Pugilist Learned How To Dance" | "The Night I Worked In JD" | Parody Beast |
"Russians" | "AOC" | CryHavoc |
"An Englishman in New York" | "Suburban Dream" | John Davison |
"A Thousand Years" | "I Downed Some Beers" | Merry & Pippin |
"Russians" | "ISIS" | CryHavoc |
There are additional Sting song parodies available. |
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
Fields Of Gold | Barley Growers of America | Ed |
If You Love Somebody Set Them Free | Divorce Court | TRL |
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
Every Breath You Take | National Stalking Prevention and Support Hotline | Tatiana |
Don't Stand So Close | Deoderant Factory | Meagan |
Stolen Car | Kleptomaniac Hotline | Meagan |
If I Ever Lose My Faith In You | Church | Larcen Tyler |
King Of Pain | National Coalition Against Domestic Violence | Jeff |
There are additional Sting on hold music ideas available. |
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
I Knew You Were Trouble Taylor Swift | All This Time Sting | I Knew You Were Trouble All This Time | Rachel |
Wrapped Around Your Finger The Police | Fortress Around Your Heart Sting | Wrapped Around Your Heart Ah, Sting collaborates with his own band! | Pete Worst |
One Sweet Day Mariah Carey featuring Boyz II Men | Dream Of The Blue Turtles Sting | One Sweet Daydream Of The Blue Turtles | Edward |
Teenage Dream Katy Perry | Dream Of The Blue Turtles Sting | Teenage Dream Of The Blue Turtles | Edward |
There are additional Sting duets that haven't been done yet available. |
There are additional Sting Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
"Demolition Man"
Misheard Lyrics: I'm a Whopper nightmare
Original Lyrics: I'm a walking nightmare
| "Englishman In New York"
Misheard Lyrics: I'm Canadian
Original Lyrics: I'm an alien
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"Brand New Day"
Misheard Lyrics: Monday you could be cooking
Original Lyrics: One day you could be looking
| "When We Dance"
Misheard Lyrics: I'd move down
Original Lyrics: I'd move town
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There are additional Sting misheard lyrics available. |
"If You Love Somebody, Set Them Free"
Misheard Lyrics: Three three, Satcom Three
Original Lyrics: Free, free, set them free
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Old Comedywriter Well Telstar was a song about a satellite, so I guess it was possible..... |
There are additional Sting misheard stories available. |
"When the Angels Fall"
The Repetitive Lyrics: When the Angels Fall
Why They're Repetitive: it's said at the end at least 6 times, then after a drum beat Sting says, "Good night".
Submitted by: Roxanne's Boyfriend
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"If You Love Somebody Set Them Free"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: If you wanna keep something precious, gotta lock it up and throw away the key
Why They're Nonsensical: If you lock something precious up and throw away the key - how will you get it unlocked when you want to access it? Who would choose to throw away the key? Most people would just keep the key out of reach away from others where no one can find or access it. Some people lock up items in a safe with a combination lock that doesn't even have a key. If you lock something up in a safe deposit box at your bank and then you lose (or clumsily throw away as he is saying) the key - your bank will charge you a HUGE fee to get the lock drilled out and replaced!
Submitted by: David Pratter
| "We'll Be Together"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Forget the weather, we should always be together. Any other thought is unkind.
Why They're Nonsensical: What on earth does what the weather is have to do with whether or not you're together with someone?! Sounds pretty silly to me.
Submitted by: Edward
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"Fortress Around Your Heart"
The Insincere Lyrics: And if I built this fortress around your heart...
Why They're Insincere: One cannot build a fortress around another's heart.
Submitted by: Isac
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"Shape of My Heart"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: And if I told you that I loved you
You'd maybe think there's something wrong I'm not a man of too many faces The mask I wear is one Why They're Misrhymed: Ok, I love Sting as a writer and performer. He has made some of the best songs in the world to me, and this is one of them. However, I wince whenever this part comes up, it just sounds too clumsy and like he was trying to be so deep but ended up sounding like Yoda. Plus, 'Wrong' doesn't rhyme with 'One'
Submitted by: Ed
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"We'll Be Together"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: I see you and me, and baby makes three
Why They're Inappropriate: Actually, in Sting's case, it's more like nine or ten... but then, who's counting?
Submitted by: Joshua
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"Russians"
The Dated Lyrics: Mr. Kruschev said, "We will bury you."
I don't subscribe to this point of view. Mr. Reagan said, "We will protect you." I don't subscribe to this point of view. Why They're Dated: Nikita Kruschev and Ronald Reagan are both dead, so neither of them care about Sting's point of view.
Submitted by: Brit Boxx
| "We Dance Alone (Gueca Solo)"
The Dated Lyrics: Hey Mr Pinochet, you've sown a bitter crop
It's foreign money that supports you, one day that money's gonna stop Why They're Dated: Pinochet has not be the leader of Chile since 1990, whose regime this song was protesting. Although it is one of the top 5 best songs Sting has written, you can tell it is definitely dated.
Submitted by: Ed
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There are additional Sting dated lyrics available. |
"Big Lie Small World"
The Lyrics: I'm wanted almost everywhere now
I make out like Casanova Friends are always coming over Who They Mention: Casanova
Submitted by: Tania WYEP
| "Russians"
The Lyrics: Mr Khruschev said we will bury you
I don't subscibe to his point of view Mr Reagan said we will protect you I don't subscribe to his point of view Who They Mention: Nikita Khruschev, Ronald Reagan
Submitted by: britrock
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"Be Still My Beating Heart"
Opening Lines: Be still my beating heart, it would be better to be cool.
Comments: Submitted by: Larcen Tyler
| "Seven Days"
Opening Lines: Seven Days was all she wrote, a kind of ultimatium note she gave to me.
Comments: Submitted by: Larcen Tyler
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"Moon Over Bourbon Street"
The Lyrics: There's a moon over Bourbon Street tonight.<>She walks every day through the streets of New Orleans.
Why: Refers to Bourbon Street, and the U.S. city of New Orleans Louisiana where Bourbon Street is located in the city's famous "French Quarter".
Submitted by: Edward
| "Englishman in New York"
The Lyrics: I don't drink coffee, I take tea my dear I like my toast done in one side You can hear it in my accent when I talk I'm an Englishman in New York
Why: New York
Submitted by: Bere
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There are additional Sting Real Places Mentioned in Songs available. |
"Perfect love.......gone wrong"
The Lyrics: Je sais que c'est dur, mais il faut se faire au changement, tu vois J'ai neglige le primordial pendant trop longtemps crois moi Je suis consciente, je vois bien que tu souffres, mais ?a s'attenuera Car c'est d'un homme plus d'un chien don't j'ai besoin pres de moi Cesse donc de grogner, mon choix est fait c'est comme ?a N'en fait pas trop, ton attitude risque de t'eloigner de moi Faut que tu comprennes, puisque tu dis m'aimer tant que ? Desormais nous sommes trois, lui toi et moi
Why: If you make a list with foreign language in it, then this one should be in it too.
Submitted by: Jan Veltkamp
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