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Song Parodies -> "AOC"
Original Song Title:
"Russians"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Sting
Parody Song Title:
"AOC"
Parody Written by:
CryHavoc
The Lyrics
The newest beacon of ill informed speech and minimal brain processing power has arrived! Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez (aka Occasional Cortex) has proposed free sh*t for everyone and cost be damned. Socialism goes against human nature and unless you use excessive force, it will fail every time. AOC has an Economics degree so that makes her either an idiot or a liar; you choose.
AOC
(Sung to 'Russians" - Sting)
In a US called America there's an ism spreading like Malaria
Socialism is such effluent
It wants all to depend on government
It's a peaceful Trotskyism True
(Until the government comes for you)
This would be such a stupid thing to do
Does AOC even have a clue?
Look at Venezuela's economy
governed by those who've had lobotomies!
This is government pestilential; foul
It's like Botox for the bowels
She has an Economics degree
but she'll sacrifice society
To Marx and Engels by decree
See the blight of AOC!!!
When socialism fails there are others to blame
for a freefall economy going down in flames
They who espouse this and its creed
They only do so because of greed
What's yours is mine and what's mine is yours
(Until I have you shot of course)
This is such a malevolent thing to do
Does AOC even know it's true
This idiocy needs to go up in smoke
because equality isn't equally broke
When the government wants universal everywhere
Hide your money and be very scared!
(Sung to 'Russians" - Sting)
In a US called America there's an ism spreading like Malaria
Socialism is such effluent
It wants all to depend on government
It's a peaceful Trotskyism True
(Until the government comes for you)
This would be such a stupid thing to do
Does AOC even have a clue?
Look at Venezuela's economy
governed by those who've had lobotomies!
This is government pestilential; foul
It's like Botox for the bowels
She has an Economics degree
but she'll sacrifice society
To Marx and Engels by decree
See the blight of AOC!!!
When socialism fails there are others to blame
for a freefall economy going down in flames
They who espouse this and its creed
They only do so because of greed
What's yours is mine and what's mine is yours
(Until I have you shot of course)
This is such a malevolent thing to do
Does AOC even know it's true
This idiocy needs to go up in smoke
because equality isn't equally broke
When the government wants universal everywhere
Hide your money and be very scared!
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Don't forget that between "idiot" and "liar" is the "fool" category: fools being people who use lots of brainpower to lie to themselves until they start believing insane nonsense (like e.g. Postmodernism) so stupid that ONLY intellectuals can fool themselves into believing it.
^^Such as Trump supporters.
I can vividly remember back in the Eighties -- anytime things would slow down in the dance clubs, they'd play "Russians" and all the hot chicks would storm the dance floor just so they could boogie down to "In Europe and America, there's a growing sense of hysteria" Ya think, CH?
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