-> "Breakfast Cooked By Kenny's Ma"
Original Song Title:
"Breakfast In America"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Breakfast Cooked By Kenny's Ma"
The Lyrics
take a look at my plate, friend
see how little food i got
not much on my plate, friend
really did not get a lot
i'm a jumbo and i need fodder
not much here that i have saw
cause his family's kinda poor, now
i'm sitting here starting to fume
cause there's not a lot to consume
could we have sausage for breakfast ?
none i fear...none i fear
are all of you anorexic ?
there ain't much of a meal right here
simply awful...just a waffle
and it has been cut in half
i've just woke, sir...what a joke, sir
i don't wanna dine here with you
cause there's really nothing to chew
i'm so pissed at my poor friend
extra snacks, i shoulda brought
so mad at my poor friend
thanks to him, my morning's shot
after slumber, i simply gotta...
have a big meal, cooked by ma
i get grumpy...gotta warn ya
i'm hoping that mom will come through
cause this measly breakfast won't do
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