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Song Parodies -> "Last Night's Game of Clue"

Original Song Title:

"Tea in the Sahara"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Last Night's Game of Clue"

Parody Written by:

McKludge

The Lyrics

Is it too late to join the fun of Artistry? One of my favorite Police songs.
My brothers and me
Are a quite odd family
Like to drink cold brew
And we enjoy games of Clue
It started with Ben
‘Cause he likes the red token
And without hesitation
He stated his first accusation

Green in the Library with Rope
Green in the Library with Rope

I said It can’t be
‘Cause I have the Library
Incorrectly you presumed
Then I moved into the Ballroom
Contemplated a bit
Wondered who did commit
The most murderous of deeds
And then at last I did proceed

Peacock in the Ballroom with Gun
Peacock in the Ballroom with Gun

Peacock in the Ballroom with Gun
Peacock in the Ballroom with Gu-uuu-uun!

Then Professor Plum
Said nope, I have the gun
Son-am-bitch I replied
Then Plum picked up the die
The result was a two
To the Study he moved
And confidently said
I know who made Boddy dead

Scarlett in the Study with Knife
Scarlett in the Study with Knife

Last night was a good game of Clue
Last night was a good game of Clu-uuu-uuue!
If you've never played Clue, you probably won't get it.
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Agrimorfee - June 11, 2007 - Report this comment
No way that you can say that McKludge doesn't have a Clue!
Phil Alexander - June 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Is Clue-do the Japanese way of the detective? It also struck me that those chorus lines are only a syllable or two short for a "Lucy in the sky" parody - that'd work, methinks. Anyway, nice one, McK :-)
John Barry - June 11, 2007 - Report this comment
McKludge's "Clue" is no kludge.
stuart mcarthur - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
and there's clearly a pattern, with you nabbing Scarlet as well, McKludge - is she the world's most favoured murder suspect? - great job here - 555

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