I have saved everybody
From the evil two-face man
Everyone applauded me
And shouted, "You're the man!"

But there's bad news for Slytherin
It drove them all insane
They lost points to second place
That left them in the rain

Gryffindor has won the House Cup
We have made it to first place
At Hogwarts, I saved everybody
From the man, who was two-faced

This is the end-of-year day
At the school of Hogwarts
When I get back to the Dursleys
They might strip me down to shorts

This summer, I will miss my friends
Hogwarts is a school I'll miss
When I get back home to the Dursleys
There won't be a letter to miss

My magic scares off the Dursleys
Sometimes, it makes them feel pissed
When I took the train to Hogwarts
That first day felt like a bliss

But at least, I saved everybody
From the evil two-face man