-> "Every Measurement You Make"
Original Song Title:
"Every Breath You Take"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Every Measurement You Make"
The Lyrics
Every time of day
Everything you weigh
Every mark you make
Every temp you take
Is a measurement
Human beings compare
There's a standard there
Temperature you take
Time and mass and length
Standard measurement
Oh, can't you see that measurement's no trick
How a measurement can make it all so slick
Standard measurement
Time and mass and length
Temperature you take
Standard measurement
Is a measurement
For length I consult a meter stick
I use a gram to find the mass of brick
If I use liters I'll find the volume quick
Across the world we all use the simple trick
We keep using standard measurement
Oh, can't you see that measurement's no trick
How a measurement can make it all so slick
Standard measurement
Time and mass and length
Temperature you take
Standard measurement
Is a measurement
Everything you weigh
Every temp you take
Is a measurement
Standard measurement (Every time of day, everything you weigh
(Every mark you make, every temp you take)
Standard measurement (Human beings compare, there's a standard there)
(Temperature you take, time and mass and length)
Standard measurement (Standard measurement, time and mass and length)
(Temperature you take, standard measurement)
Standard measurement (Human beings compare, there's a standard there)
Ooh ooh (Temperature you take, time and mass and length)
Standard measurement (Every time of day, everything you weigh
(Every mark you make, every temp you take)
Standard measurement (Human beings compare, there's a standard there)
(Temperature you take, time and mass and length)
Standard measurement (Standard measurement, time and mass and length)
(Temperature you take, standard measurement)
Standard measurement (Human beings compare, there's a standard there)
(Temperature you take, time and mass and length)
Standard measurement (Every time of day, everything you weigh
Ooh ooh (Every mark you make, every temp you take)
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