Song Parodies -> "Pulling On My Finger"

Original Song Title:

"Wrapped Around Your Finger"

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Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Pulling On My Finger"

Parody Written by:

Slightly Strange Al

The Lyrics

I think you just might have heard a rumor
That I'm into college frat boy humor.
Many girls have left me broken-hearted
'Cause I very loudly went and farted.
Wheeze and grunt and groan and stretch and strain...
Hope I don't incinerate my brain.
It smells just like cheese that's eight years old...
But at least I know my butt's not cold.

You'll be pulling on my finger...
You'll be pulling on my finger...

Pork and refried beans and scrambled eggs
Makes me throw the gas behind my legs.
I may have to find myself some Bean-o.
Then at least I know my butt is clean-o.

You'll be pulling on my finger...
You'll be pulling on my finger...

If I eat too much then soon you'll find me
Throwing lots of flatus out behind me.
I will turn your face to alabaster.
Soon you will be calling me a bastard.

You'll be pulling on my finger...
You'll be pulling on my finger...
You'll be pulling on my finger...
You'll be pulling on my finger...

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