There's this little Gungan who's a freakin' pain
Can't tell if he's dumb or if he's insane
Watch him stick his foot into some gross plop
Then he'll shock his face and you'll watch him flop

Some might think he's a dork or that he just stinks
Between lizard and human - He's the missing link
If you're into long tongues then he might be your kink
The Destroyer of Star Wars is this Jar Jar Binks

There's a clumsy dumbass who makes geeks complain
(Think his brain's impaired)
He'll jump and leap he's like on cocaine
(Think his brain's impaired)
Why didn't someone tell George Lucas to stop?!
(Think his brain's impaired)
Wish that Watto and Jar Jar could be swapped
(Think his brain's impaired)

We've seen garbage before like that 'Life Day' thing
And although Lumpy's neck sure could use a wring
We would rather keep him than the Lizard King
The Destroyer of Star Wars is this Jar Jar Binks

He's so awful and makes this whole movie crawl
(Kick him outta here!)
Let's cut out his scenes and bring in more Darth Maul
(Kick him outta here!)
He's the biggest disgrace in the whole dang realm
(Kick him outta here!)
We would much rather watch that dumb Ewok film
(Kick him outta here!)

I can't say he's a bore but he is so inane
If I had a lightsaber I would bash his brains
Someone call Boba Fett to come and leave a stain
The Destroyer of Star Wars is this Jar Jar Binks

Gungan King on his throne even hates his guts
He's banished from his home since he's such a klutz
Qui-Gon Jinn saved his life, Now he's Qui-Gon's pet
And my eyeballs are rolling around in my head

Jar Jar Binks...

This war hero leads his whole Gungan pack
(What just happened here?!)
Who could trust this guy?! Are they all on crack?!
(What just happened here?!)

There's this little Gungan who's a freakin' pain
Can't tell if he's dumb or if he's insane

Some might think it's a rouse and he's not all that thick
They think he's a Dark Lord in this Star Wars flick
But his shrill stupid speaking always makes me sick
The Destroyer of Star Wars is this Jar Jar Sith

Jar Jar Binks... Jar Jar Binks... Jar Jar Binks...

I will always hate Jar Jar Binks...
I will always hate Jar Jar Binks...
I will always hate Jar Jar Binks...
I will always hate Jar Jar Binks...