Used Kleenex
The product
Of schoolgirl malady
She's got it
Real badly
School's not the place to be
It's obvious
She's got it
The flu bug's final stage
The nausea
The sore throat
Still the infectious age

Don't spread, don't spread your, don't spread your germs to me (2x)

Her friends are
So jealous
She gets to stay in bed
But hey, it's not so easy
To have a stuffy head
Temptation
Infection
That's what they want to try
So they crawl
In her bed
Now aren't they really sly?

Don't spread, don't spread your, don't spread your germs to me (2x)

They come to
The classroom
The flu bug starts to fly
The students
Unknowing
Take a piece of the pie
It happens
The kids start
To really shake and cough
Looks like an
Epidemic
A whole school week's called off!

Don't spread, don't spread your, don't spread your germs to me
[Please don't spread your germs to me]
(repeatedly to fade...)