-> "Eat with Plastic Spoon (Asylum Song)"
Original Song Title:
"Walking on the Moon"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Eat with Plastic Spoon (Asylum Song)"
The Lyrics
Been locked in this asylum
Since two thousand two
Shoot me up with serum
Locked in quiet room
I'll be here forever
No laces in shoes
Eating meals together
Eating with, eat with plastic spoon
I can't have sharp object
Just have plastic spoon
Suffering from neglect
No visits since June
There's bars on my windows
Outside birds sing tune
Masturbating in my pillows
Just eat with, Just eat with plastic spoon
Doctors say
That I should be put away
Escape
Always look to find a way
Some day
I will get so far away
Some day
No more plastic trays
They lock me in this jacket
Took my plastic spoon
'Cause I made a racket
Love my plastic spoon
Doctors think they clever
Hiding plastic spoon
We are still together
My best friend, best friend plastic spoon
When I eat
Plastic spoon give food to me
Lunch tray
Got mashed potatoes today
OK
Tomorrow might be my day
Escape
But the doctors say
Lock him up, lock him up
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