Young Rabbi, the subject of Gentile fantasy;
She wants him, so badly, knows what she has to be;
Beside him, his parents, he knows their point of view,
Look close now, they're thinking, "THIS GIRL IS NOT A JEW!"

Don't stand so close to him
Don't stand so close to him

The Sephs are so jealous,
You know how mad jews get,
Sometimes it's not so easy, to be the chosen's pet;
Se-verance, of inheritance,
So bad it made him fly,
To West Palm Beach, they're waiting,
They wish that girl would "die"

Don't stand so close to her...
Don't stand so close to her...

Loose talk in the Temple,
"It won't work," they cry and cry,
Strong words in the restrooms,
"He just wanted some 'American Pie';
It's no use, they see them,
She starts to faint, he starts to barf,
Just like some drunken sailors wandering 'round Central Park

Don't stand so close to them,
Don't stand so close to them