There's a little black spot in my sink today
There's some mildew and gunk in my drain
Tried to clean it out but I had no luck
I used Oxi-Clean, Pine Sol and Lime Soft Scrub

I have stood here, trying to clean out my clogged drain
I have used Mr. Clean that smells like scented rain
And these stupid cleaners cause me nothing but pain
But it's my destiny to clean this stupid drain

There's a little black spot in my sink today
There's some gunk in there
There's some mildew and gunk in my drain
There's some gunk in there
Tried to clean it out but I had no luck
There's some gunk in there
I used Oxi-Clean, Pine Sol and Lime Soft Scrub
There's some gunk in there

I have stood here, trying to clean out my clogged drain
I have used Mr. Clean that smells like scented rain
And these stupid cleaners cause me nothing but pain
But it's my destiny to clean this stupid drain

I have done everything, like spraying 409
There's some gunk in there
I've tried Lysol that smells strongly of Lemon-Lime
There's some gunk in there
I have used to cleaning power of blue Tilex
There's some gunk in there
Orange-Glo doesn't work, neither does Windex

I have stood here, trying to clean out my clogged drain
I have used Mr. Clean that smells like scented rain
And these stupid cleaners cause me nothing but pain
But it's my destiny to clean this stupid drain

My sink has some gunk, I wanna get it out
409 doesn't work, neither do bottles of Shout
I have tried spraying bottles of The Works
De-Solv-It, Goo-Gone and Clorox wipes just don't work

Clean my drain!

I am sick of using dirty Swiffer Wipes
There's some gunk in there
There's some mildew clogging up my drain pipes
There's some gunk in there
There's a little black spot in my sink today
There's some mildew and gunk clogging up my drain

I have stood here, trying to clean out my clogged drain
I have used Mr. Clean that smells like scented rain
And these stupid cleaners cause me nothing but pain
But it's my destiny to clean this stupid drain

Clean my drain
Clean my drain
Clean my drain,
Oh will you please clean my drain!
Oh will you please clean my drain!
Oh will you please clean my drain!