-> "Start It Up (The '87 Horizon Song)"
Original Song Title:
"Start Me Up"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Start It Up (The '87 Horizon Song)"
Parody Written by:
Paul II Pres.R Inc.
The Lyrics
If you start it up
If you start it up, It never starts
If you start it up
If you start it up It never starts
It's been in the cold
If you get it running then you're on a roll
If you start it up
If you start it up it never starts, never starts, never starts, never starts
You make a grown man cry
You make a grown man cry
You make a grown man cry
Turn the starter, pump the gasoline
It don't run smoothly, now you got a flooded machine
Start it up
If you start it up
Turn on the starter give it all you got, you got, you got
I can't compete with fuel injection and engine heat
The hood goes up
You can try to fix it up, fix it up, fix it up, fix it up.
Don't make a grown man cry
Don't make a grown man cry
Don't make a grown man cry
My tools rotate, the fluids are green
My hands are greasy
Maybe now I can start my machine
Start it up
If you start it up
Give it all you got
ah man, it never, never, never starts
Never, never
Start it up
You make a grown man cry
You make a grown man cry
You make a grown man cry
Now, you gotta walk at double speed
To get on time to where you have, have, to be
Start it up
Love the day when this car starts, it never starts
Never starts, never starts
Never starts, never starts, never starts
You, you, you can you buy me a new car
You, you please buy me a new car
You, you please buy me a new car
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