Song Parodies -> "Mating With A Friend"

Original Song Title:

"Waiting On A Friend"

Original Performer:

"Mating With A Friend"

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The Lyrics

I know lots of people like this guy. The most common phrase out of their mouths: "Uh yeah...um, I thought we could just be friends-with-benefits..."

Eatin' out and drinkin' wine
It is my latest trend
I found me a little honey
I've got money here to spend
I'll take her home and make her scream
And tell her in the end
I'm not mating with a new love
I'm just mating with a friend

No strings attached is what I like
She'd better comprehend
I'm not mating with a new love
I'm just mating with a friend

Might be a jerk, might be an ass
Might be a shit-for-brains
But I want someone I can get with
And not even know her name

And in the morning I will dash
And have that be the end
I'm not mating with a new love
I'm just waiting with a friend

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Know 1 can hear you dream - July 16, 2004 - Report this comment

I�m clocking the dash to incredible 555 mph. But it should still be maiting in the last line, right?

Royce Miller - July 16, 2004 - Report this comment

Karlando-I love this Stones song--heard it the other day and I was thinking about a parody idea for it. Yours is good, a bit hard-hearted, is it not...

John Barry - July 16, 2004 - Report this comment

Clever use of "mating" within the context you've established.

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