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Song Parodies -> "Smart Me Up"
Original Song Title:
"Start Me Up"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Rolling Stones
Parody Song Title:
"Smart Me Up"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
if you smart me up...if you smart me up...bad talk, i'll stop
if you smart me up...if you smart me up...bad talk, i'll stop
i've been learnin' not...my speech is sickly...and my spiels, all slop
if you smart me up...if you smart me up..bad talk, i'll stop
my english just don't fly
my hopes are foiled...i say "i seen"
i ain't smooth...i don't conjugate too keen
smart me up...if you smart me up
i ain't retarded...give it all i got...i got ...i got
i'm incomplete...i'm a failure when i try to speak
i just foul it up
i don't like it...i despise it...when i muff it up
my english just don't fly
can't get it straight...my language, green
if it went easy, i'd redeem self esteem
smart me up...you smart me up...learn me "have" and "got"
please make me ever clever...not a flop
ever clever...smartened up
my english just don't fly
sounds like i'm dim...like i can't read
i could go places if i'm ever clever...keen
learn me up...start today...and i'll refuse to stop...till the top
learn me up...gimme props...gimme props...gimme props
my english just don't fly
i am a said man dumb
i am a said man dumb
if you smart me up...if you smart me up...bad talk, i'll stop
i've been learnin' not...my speech is sickly...and my spiels, all slop
if you smart me up...if you smart me up..bad talk, i'll stop
my english just don't fly
my hopes are foiled...i say "i seen"
i ain't smooth...i don't conjugate too keen
smart me up...if you smart me up
i ain't retarded...give it all i got...i got ...i got
i'm incomplete...i'm a failure when i try to speak
i just foul it up
i don't like it...i despise it...when i muff it up
my english just don't fly
can't get it straight...my language, green
if it went easy, i'd redeem self esteem
smart me up...you smart me up...learn me "have" and "got"
please make me ever clever...not a flop
ever clever...smartened up
my english just don't fly
sounds like i'm dim...like i can't read
i could go places if i'm ever clever...keen
learn me up...start today...and i'll refuse to stop...till the top
learn me up...gimme props...gimme props...gimme props
my english just don't fly
i am a said man dumb
i am a said man dumb
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Proper English holding you back? lol funny parody. 5's
Smartin' from the grammar. Funny 5s
You already sound pretty wise, to me...
Smart him up ooh ooh
Smart and funny as well...
I feel smart enough to vote 5-5-5 on this.
thanks adagio yoidy AFW ann mr. macphisto and hollajuku
"Smart me up", just like the artificial intelligence company (http://www.smartmeup.org ) ?
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