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Song Parodies -> "Old And Brown"

Original Song Title:

"Golden Brown"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Stranglers

Parody Song Title:

"Old And Brown"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Carrying on the theme from last week's effort about Body Parts. Another unreleased one from 2014 or so. Original song on YouTube

Old and brown, textured by sun​
Face been ‘round, with fine lines she runs​
No doubt a plight​
Sun-seeker blight​
Cells U V drowned, lives old and brown​

Every line, cussed with aghast​
From pursed lips, pines for the past​
Sandpapered hands​
Creased are her cans​
Nether-ish down, withered downtown​

Broken down, former temptress​
Cancer agents seeking their quest​
Body betrayed​
Stay, men, away​
N’er goin’ down with old and brown​

Talk of the town​
Was, old and brown​
Now slowing down​
Is old and brown
Never goin’ down​
With old and brown​
Nervous breakdown​
Has old and brown

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Andy Primus - November 14, 2022 - Report this comment
Ha, good one. “From pursed lips, pines for the past” - don’t we all? Chuckled at “N’er goin’ down” too. No fun getting old & knackered out

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