-> "You Buttered Your Butt"
Original Song Title:
"You Better, You Bet"
Parody Song Title:
"You Buttered Your Butt"
The Lyrics
You buttered, you buttered your butt, oooh-oh!
You buttered, you buttered your butt, oooh-oh!
You buttered, you buttered your butt, oooh-oh!
You buttered, you buttered your butt, oooh-oh!
I met you on the internet, you said you like the kinky sex
I sometimes like to try whips and chains
and I’ve also had threesomes and I have no regrets
I love it when you tie me up, as long as it’s not too complex
I’m always up to try something different
but I was not prepared for what would happen next, Mmmmm
For what, would happen next, oh, I’m perplexed
When I want it kinky you say “use butter!”
You buttered, you buttered your butt
When I said I need lube you shout “try butter!”
You buttered, you buttered your butt
There’s butter on the knife
And I will use it, use it with delight
I like those lace panties that open at the crotch
I'm not into those fruits and veggies, I just like to watch
You seem to have an open mind, and open cheeks
I know some women are weird, but you are pretty sweet
I don't really mind if it’s too greasy, ooh, to you it’s like a drug
When you say come over and bring a tub, to rub, to rub
When you feel perverted, you say “get butter!”
You buttered, you buttered your butt
When I ask to spread them, you say “spread butter!?”
You buttered, you buttered your butt
There’s butter on your ass
And yes, it’s melting, melting pretty fast
I’ll try anything with you
The more exciting the better
Your love for dairy, it shows
And it sets your heart a flutter
Using some butter
There’s butter on the knife
There’s butter on me, drippin’ down now
This butter’s kinky, it’s all around now
There’s butter on me, drippin’ down now
This butter’s kinky, it’s all around now
I showed up late one night with Imperial and Country Crock
But knowing that you’re easy to please isn’t really much of a great big shock
I know it’s been making a sticky mess and it gets slippery sometimes
But your bottom looks so good and it glistens like a glazed ham everytime
And when it comes to what you’re yearning
I know what I'm churning
I've got a pound of what you need
It’s fat free…
When I want it kinky you say “use butter!”
You buttered, you buttered your butt
When I said I need lube you shout “try butter!”
You buttered, you buttered your butt
When you feel perverted, you say “get butter!”
You buttered, you buttered your butt
When I ask to spread them, you say “spread butter!?...oooh!”
You buttered, you buttered your butt
When I want it kinky you say “use butter!”
You buttered, you buttered your butt
When I said I need lube you shout “try butter!”
You buttered, you buttered your butt
When you feel perverted, you say “get butter!”
You buttered, you buttered your butt
When I ask to spread them, you say “spread butter!?”
You buttered, you buttered your butt
There’s butter on the knife
And I will spread it, on you all night
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