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Song Parodies -> "Dave Blaney (The Story of the Top-35)"

Original Song Title:

"All This Time"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tiffany

Parody Song Title:

"Dave Blaney (The Story of the Top-35)"

Parody Written by:

The Conqueror of NASCAR Parodies

The Lyrics

Can Dave Blaney of the #22 Caterpillar Toyota stay in the Top-35 for much of the 2008 season?
Dave Blaney
You drive the #22 Caterpillar Toyota
You drive for Bill Davis Racing team
You've been trying to qualify

Dave Blaney
You didn't made 3 cup races
At Talladega and both Dover races
But you made into the top-35 spot

Dave Blaney
You're getting a top-35
You're the only the Toyota to do this thing
Can you stay in the top-35 this 08 season
What thing you will do now go Dave Blaney!

Bill Davis
You're the NASCAR team owner
You won the Daytona 500 in 2002
With then-driver Ward Burton

Dave Blaney
You're getting a top-35
You're the only the Toyota to do this thing
Can you stay in the top-35 this 08 season
What thing you will do now go Dave Blaney!

Go race Dave
You try to win the first cup race
Can you do it and stay in the top-35
You'll be getting there

Dave Blaney
You're getting a top-35
You're the only the Toyota to do this thing
Can you stay in the top-35 this 08 season
What thing you will do now go Dave Blaney!
GO BLANEY, HORNISH, FRANCHITTI, PETTY, SAUTER, ALLMENDINGER 84, NEMECHEK AND CARPENTIER!!! PLEASE PUT THEM IN THE TOP-35 BUT THEY MUST QUALIFY ON TIME.

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little-NASCAR-cakes - May 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Careful out there on the trakc, Sir Dave; I love you Uncle NASCAR !!
hmmm... - May 14, 2008 - Report this comment
now who is this author??
Jason - May 14, 2008 - Report this comment
the_conqueror_of_parodies of course!
hmmm... - May 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Oh, so he has an alter ego this time? Gotcha

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