I can't believe the news today,
They're no longer giving happy meals away.
How long, how long must we wait in line?
How long, how long?

Cause tonight, all I want is coke and fries, tonight.

Can't play on the playground cause we're too old,
And when we get our meal they're always bloody cold.
But I won't let it get me down,
Even when the swivel chairs don't go all the way round.

Chocolate flavoured sundae.
Caramel flavoured sundae.
Strawberry flavoured sundae.

There's no napkins on my tray,
Didn't even ask eat in or take away.
Its all ice cubes in my cup,
2 Big Mac combos will never fill you up.

I just want a sundae,
I'm not very Hungry.

How long, how long to get an ice cream cone?
How long, how long?
Cause tonight, maybe they'll get the order right, tonight

Not a Tuesday or Monday,
Just a regular sundae.

They're prices are too high,
They put potato in they're apple pies.
But smiles are still free,
The burgers always look bigger on T.V.

It's enough to make you cry.

Have I got enough money?
For a McDonalds sundae?

And it's true that the service is crap,
For the last time, I don't want any fries with that.
I'm sorry sir - there's been a mistake,
Stand over there, there'll be a two-minute wait.

I don't like you anymore Mc D's
You're just as bad as KFC!

A McDonalds Sundae
Just 1 McDonalds Sundae