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Song Parodies -> "Angel of Wal-Mart"
Original Song Title:
"Angel of Harlem"
Original Performer:
U2
Parody Song Title:
"Angel of Wal-Mart"
Parody Written by:
N. Townsend
The Lyrics
It was a cold and wet December night
When I pulled in ‘neath the Wal-Mart light
I went in to get some brew
When suddenly I caught a view
Of an angel
She was elegantly dressed
Construction helmet and orange vest
Angel
So fine…..I had to make her mine
Divine….Angel of Wal-Mart
I said, “Hey, where’ve you been”
She said “Hi,” with a smell of gin
And smiled like a Halloween pumpkin
Made my heart start to spin, this angel
I helped her with her twelve-packs
And arm-in-arm we bought some snacks
Angel
Great piece…..prettier than my niece
Obese….Angel of Wal-Mart
Angel of Wal-Mart
Mmmmmm
She stole my heart……at Wal-Mart
Yeah yeah...(yeah)
Yeah yeah...(right now)
Walked her to her pick-up truck
Could not believe my luck
Grabbed me and pushed me inside
And away then we did ride
Snuggling on through the dark
Through the back roads to her trailer park
In her home on mountains of soiled clothes
We sat watching NASCAR and Hee-Haw shows
Joy in a single-wide
Hope that she’ll be my bride
She even looks like my sister
Yeah, yeah…..Angel of Wal-Mart
Angel of Wal-Mart
Angel of Wal-Mart
Angel of Wal-Mart
Angel of Wal-Mart
When I pulled in ‘neath the Wal-Mart light
I went in to get some brew
When suddenly I caught a view
Of an angel
She was elegantly dressed
Construction helmet and orange vest
Angel
So fine…..I had to make her mine
Divine….Angel of Wal-Mart
I said, “Hey, where’ve you been”
She said “Hi,” with a smell of gin
And smiled like a Halloween pumpkin
Made my heart start to spin, this angel
I helped her with her twelve-packs
And arm-in-arm we bought some snacks
Angel
Great piece…..prettier than my niece
Obese….Angel of Wal-Mart
Angel of Wal-Mart
Mmmmmm
She stole my heart……at Wal-Mart
Yeah yeah...(yeah)
Yeah yeah...(right now)
Walked her to her pick-up truck
Could not believe my luck
Grabbed me and pushed me inside
And away then we did ride
Snuggling on through the dark
Through the back roads to her trailer park
In her home on mountains of soiled clothes
We sat watching NASCAR and Hee-Haw shows
Joy in a single-wide
Hope that she’ll be my bride
She even looks like my sister
Yeah, yeah…..Angel of Wal-Mart
Angel of Wal-Mart
Angel of Wal-Mart
Angel of Wal-Mart
Angel of Wal-Mart
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Dear uncleNASCAR & Le MtnDude Royale . . . please Sir, could you run this 'pile' thru the LaundryMat, sir ?
Quite creative and entertaining in a Jerry Springer-ish kind of way...I like it
I echo all comments above! A halo of 5's for this one!
SO DO I
BRAVO! You don't suppose the driver was DUI and driving a pickup truck with a Dixie flag painted on the cab's rearwindow and a detached raccoon tail on the radio antenna, do ya?
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