You like that one? Okay, alright
I guess she's cute, but be warned: there are dudes online
Who, 'bout her, expound in iffy ways
When the creeps share your taste
Huh, huh, huh

You like her sass? That's fine, that's okay
Just saying, watch out for the dudes who have her face
On ev'ry avatar and each pillowcase
When the creeps share your taste
Ho-oh, hah

When the creeps share your taste
When the creeps share your taste
You may not be focused on her bust
Or on her butt
But minds will go there, it's not fair for you
But it's the sad truth

I know that it sucks to have one's fanboy love
Compared to those who demand pics of bare feet, but
Don't hide in disgrace, just check how your tweet's phrased
Eugh, when the creeps share your taste
Uh-uh, hah

When the creeps share your taste
When the creeps share your taste
Always tainting ev'ry discussion
All discussions
It doesn't seem fair, but it's there, it's true
Be careful, won't you? Don't want folks to lump
You in with those gross, stalking gits
No-one likes gits
Don't start that fan blog, write a song? Maybe not
Before you get grouped in with those gits
No-one likes gits
Don't you dare go there, blend in there with dudes
Who sniff photos, ew