-> "You Will Still Vote Blue"
Original Song Title:
"All I Want Is You"
Parody Song Title:
"You Will Still Vote Blue"
The Lyrics
(Verse 1)
You say you want
A grocery bill that’s fair
You say you want
No mention of a thought or prayer
(Chorus)
But all the rallies annnnd campaigns
With the reasons to make gains
Yet you will still vote blue
(Verse 2)
You say you’ll give me
Your doctor to still have a practice
Prisons, which reflect real justice
All the tents have cleared your streets
(Verse 3)
You say you’ll give me
A separation of the genders
Rebuking climate change defenders
No need for foreign vendors
(Chorus)
But all the rallies annnnd campaigns
With the reasons to make gains
Yet you will still vote blue
(Verse 4)
You say you want
A border that’s secure
A nation which will endure
(Verse 5)
You say you want
Discussions that scratch your brain
No money going to Ukraine
A fetus that knows no pain
(Chorus)
After lies the press contains
With the reasons to make gains
Yet you will still vote blue
(Outro)
Blue, you will still vote
Blue, you will still vote
Blue, you will still vote
Blue
(Instrumental Fade Out)
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