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Song Parodies -> "Grump"

Original Song Title:

"Jump"

Original Performer:

Van Halen

Parody Song Title:

"Grump"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

I get up
Ever'thing get me down
Maybe I'm old
The oldest swinger in town
An' I don't care
About how you feel
Talk about my-y-y operation
An' the corns on my heel

You hear me complaining on and on about the youth of today
And if I got my way
They'd all be put away

'Cause I'm a grump (grump!)
'Cause I'm a grump
Yes I'm a grump (grump!)
Senile ol' grump

Old Man! Hey, you!
Who said that?
Where's my hearin' aid?
You say you don't know,
And something like "my ears have decayed"

Just because I cannot hear
When my back is turned you're taking the mickey
And my ticker is dicky
And I don't mean to be picky...

But I'm an old grump. (Grump!)
Complainin' ol' grump
Yes I'm a grump (Grump!)
A decrepit ol' grump
Grump!

(Guitar Solo)

Yep, I'm an old grump. (Grump!)
Ancient ol' grump
So, I'm a grump (Grump!)
Doddery ol' grump
Grump!
Grump!
Grump!
Grump!
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Johnny D - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Might as well dump --- fives, on this parody, that is! ;-)
Rick D - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
This is the way I feel.
Ashkicksass - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Was I the only one imagining David Lee Roth singing this? Great one Phil!
Paul Robinson - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Ehh...what was that, sonny? Ah...you're gonna have to look at me when you talk or I won't be able to understand you. 5's Phil.
Phil Alexander - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Damn, you four are fast... JD, your vote was in so quick it beat Chucky's parody author page update, so that's already showing one vote. And yeah, I can imagine an aging DLR (thinks, that's Dave Lee Roth, not the Docklands Light Railway) singing this.
Mari D - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job, Mr. Wilson!
Phil Alexander - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Mr Wilson? Me? I don't believe it! ;-)
Dennis The Menace - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, Mister Wilson! Should I un-tie Mrs. Wilson now?
Robby The Bobby - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
All right, all right, what's all this then?
Know 1 can hear you dream - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
You´re gonna live till you´re 555, how grumpy will you be then? :-)
Johnny D - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Personally, when I get older, I plan to be Happy, not Grumpy. And if Doc is generous, maybe a little Dopey, too. ;-D
alvin rhodes - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
here's some fives to cheer ya up !

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