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Song Parodies -> "Sov'reign Citizen"
Original Song Title:
"Model Citizen"
Original Performer:
Warren Zevon
Parody Song Title:
"Sov'reign Citizen"
Parody Written by:
Violet T. Riol
The Lyrics
Fed tit I’m milking
Takin’ more and more
While I am brayin’
“Government’s a whore!”
Give me free markets
While the tit I’m on
The only thing I produce
Is a job named “con”
It’s the white man’s burden
Under a Kenyan
I’m a scammin’-it man
Sov’reign citizen
Torment’s my game plan
Terrorizing’s great
You see I’ve got my hand up
As I prate “88”
Down in the basement
A cache of .38s
Teachin’ to the children
How to aim ’em straight
It’s the white man’s burden
But it must be done
I’m a Aryan man
Sov’reign citizen
I’m no law-abiding man
I am good and Aryan
I pay no taxes, love Ayn Rand
Sov’reign citizen
It’s my shooters they’re seekin’
Enemies abound.
And I am very para-noid
’bout a gun impound
I’ll only feel pleasure
When I’m in a state
Where there are no Latinos
And others I hate
It’s the white man’s burden
But it must be done
I’m a Family man
Sov’reign citizen
Takin’ more and more
While I am brayin’
“Government’s a whore!”
Give me free markets
While the tit I’m on
The only thing I produce
Is a job named “con”
It’s the white man’s burden
Under a Kenyan
I’m a scammin’-it man
Sov’reign citizen
Torment’s my game plan
Terrorizing’s great
You see I’ve got my hand up
As I prate “88”
Down in the basement
A cache of .38s
Teachin’ to the children
How to aim ’em straight
It’s the white man’s burden
But it must be done
I’m a Aryan man
Sov’reign citizen
I’m no law-abiding man
I am good and Aryan
I pay no taxes, love Ayn Rand
Sov’reign citizen
It’s my shooters they’re seekin’
Enemies abound.
And I am very para-noid
’bout a gun impound
I’ll only feel pleasure
When I’m in a state
Where there are no Latinos
And others I hate
It’s the white man’s burden
But it must be done
I’m a Family man
Sov’reign citizen
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An astute rendering of the Tea Party...as perceived by Van Jones, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Nancy Pelosi, Bill Maher, et al. (but they love the Muslim Brotherhood/Arab Spring)
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