I saw a Wahhab with a Shi'ite mullah from Iran
Flagellating in the streets of Soho in the rain
He said he was looking for a Bey named Ibrahim
Gonna beat him bloody with a big old chain

Sa'u-u-u-d, Wahhabs of London
Sa'u-u-u-u-u-u-d!
Sa'u-u-u-d, Wahhabs of London
Sa'u-u-u-u-u-u-d!

If you hear a wailing near your kitchen door
Better ignore that din
Little girl got infibulated late last night
Wahhabs of London again

Sa'u-u-u-d, Wahhabs of london
Sa'u-u-u-u-u-u-u-d!
Sa'u-u-u-d, Wahhabs of London
Sa'u-u-u-u-u-u-u-d!

They're the wild eyed bearded gents
Who blocked the streets of Kent
Lately, they're prostrating down in Mayfair
You better not disturb their prayer
They'll cut your head off, Claire
Ha, I'd like to be their jailer

Sa'u-u-u-d, Wahhabs of London
Sa'u-u-u-u-u-u-u-d!
Sa'u-u-u-d, Wahhabs of London
Sa-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-d!

Well, I saw Abdul Aziz fasting with the Queen
Doing the Wahhabs of London
Well, I saw Feisal bin Abdul lashing down the Queen
Doing the Wahhabs of London
I saw a Wahhab stoning a teenage prostitute near Mullah Vic's
His aim was perfect .. (Toink)

Sa'u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-d!
Wahhabs of London .. (heh, draw 'toons)
Sa'u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-d!
Wahhabs of London ..