-> "Ogres Pull Your Bones Apart"
Original Song Title:
"Owner of a Lonely Heart"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Ogres Pull Your Bones Apart"
The Lyrics
Move it pal!
If you would save your life
and you hope to see the future.
Prove it, pal,
that you can really make
real hasty, fast departure.
See that, pal?!
Those things would love to take
You apart, to serve as their entrée.
Shake, shake it pal—
You had better take
a powder, so go!!
Ogres pull your bones apart,
ogres pull your bones apart
and then ingest you.
Ogres pick your bones then fart.
Ogres pull your bones apart.
Hey, you don't want to chance it.
Stay here, and you’re d’oeuvre, hors.
Watch it now—
they’ve got the eagle eye
and they know that your bones are real sweet.
Don’t lose yourself...
become a human steak.
Saving yourself—that’s for you only.
Keep yourself
safe from such happenstance—
if you do, you might succeed.
Ogres pull your bones apart,
ogres pull your bones apart
and then ingest you
Ogres pick your bones then fart.
Ogres pull your bones apart.
A no-brainer decision…
no confusion, go! Ogres pull your bones apart.
You must never question the will; you’ll forestall
decision’s that’s apropos.
Hurry up and leap—ogres pull your bones apart.
And don’t you hesitate; don’t stall; just go!
Ogres pull your bones apart,
ogres pull your bones apart
And then ingest you.
Ogres pick your bones then fart.
Ogres pull your bones apart.
To not be fated for inclusion
in their dinner plans, depart!
Ogres pull your bones apart.
You’ll have a plight; they’ll take a bite—
the last one will be your heart.
Ogres pull your bones apart.
Ogres pull your bones apart.
Get yourself free from dinner’s call.
Get yourself free from dinner’s call; ogres pull your bones apart.
Get yourself free; you’d best ass-haul.
Or you’ll be bit.
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