Song Parodies -> "Thank W"

Original Song Title:

"Thank U"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Alanis Morissette

Parody Song Title:

"Thank W"

Parody Written by:

Chris Pyhtila

The Lyrics

How about getting off on the Godfather's Ho-Train?
How about throwing your partner through a window?
How bout stomping your foot on the mat while punching?
How about that ever-elusive crowd pop

Thank you Terry Funk
Thank you Ax and Smash
Thank you Stone Cold Steve Austin
Thank you Foley
Thank you Adrian
Thank you, thank you Pillman

How bout me not blaming Bischoff for everything?
How bout me enjoying a Nitro for once?
How bout singing the Russian National Anthem?
How bout throwing a football to yourself?

Thank you Hardy Boyz
Thank you Jericho
Thank you Bret The Hitman Hart
Thank you Jesse
Thank you Honky Tonk
Thank you, Yokozuna

The moment I watched pro wrestling was
The moment I got more than I could handle
The moment Orndorff clotheslined Hogan was
The moment I marked out

How bout getting paid to be masochistic?
How bout remembering your 30-day rule?
How bout up and bashing someone with a steel chair?
How bout not equating Sid with softball?

Thank you Andre
Thank you Shawn Michaels
Thank you Arn Anderson
Thank you Junk Yard Dog
Thank you Nature Boy
Thank you, thank you Owen, yeah yeah

ahh ohhh
ahhh ho oh
ahhh ho ohhhhhh
yeaahhhh yeahh

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