Song Parodies -> "Toxic"

Original Song Title:

"Ironic"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Toxic"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

This is not a parody of toxic this a parody making fun of the song Toxic

A Britney song turned number 1
She actually didn't die so fast
With that Madonna song i thought it was through
Boy when she released Toxic i thought i was screwed
Britney Spears' Toxic........really stinks

Britney's #1 on Billboard again
It has a ryhme but she's not tune
It's a sappy song that you can't stand
Simon Cowell says "it figures"

She's a played out slut with 1 million too much
She has 2 new #1 videos on TRL
She waited 3 long years for another hit
And here it is this is the song
"I'll last two more years..."
Britney Spears' Toxic...really stinks

Britney's #1 on Billboard again
It has a ryhme but she's not tune
It's a sappy song that you can't stand
Simon Cowell says "it figures"

Well she has a way with words she can say oh damn
And rappers just can't say damn and that's not fair
And Britney can also be a rich millionare when
Most rappers can't and you still think that's it fair

A song that took Hey Ya off the charts
A song that's parodied alot more than you think
It's hearing ...Baby One More Time with a change in lryics
It's hearing Madtv say
We've had enough alright
Britney Spears' Toxic...really stinks
Stop playing Toxic...and yeah I really do think...

Britney's #1 on Billboard again
It has a ryhme but she's not tune
It's a sappy song that you can't stand
Simon Cowell says "it figures"

She has a way with the word damn
And she is so damn, damn rich and wealthy
Rich and Wealthy

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Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 12, 2004 - Report this comment

Err, I thought the whole idea of parodying 'Toxic' was to make fun of it... anyway this stinks much more than Britney songs, which by the way aren't #1 for nothing if you have any artistic integrity at all. Your pacing is worthy of a #1, but your parody is so clearly a #2 that I had to give you 2-2-2 my friend.

True Brilliance - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment

Dear Lord, please prevent Luke Brattoni from coming back here. I hated it. 1-2-1.

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