I went to your house
you opened the door
your dog jumped out and I fell on my butt
the dog knocked me down
he licked my face
could you please get him off me

and I shouldn't be here
without a muzzel
shouldn't be here

would you forgive me love
if I stood on your furniture
you see I'm trying to
get away from your dog
would you forgive me love if I left this afternoon

I dont understand
why you have a cat
I heard that your dog ate the last one you had
and whats the point
of buying a leash
when your dog just breaks them

and I shouldn't stay long
your dog might get hungry
I shouldn't stay long

would you forgive me love
if I stood on your furniture
because I'm trying to
get away from your dog
would you forgive me love
if I left this afternoon

he is a really big dog
with really sharp teeth
a bad attitude and a horrible do'
but when you call him
heres what you call him
you call him Snuggles

and you are gonna have to decide
it's Snuggles or me
you're gonna hafta decide

so forgive me love
if I strangle your dog
I'm still mad about
the mess he left in my bed
I am leaving now
and I will not be back soon