Song Parodies -> "Hand in My Brackets"

Original Song Title:

"Hand in My Pocket"

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"Hand in My Brackets"

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The Lyrics

In this time of March Madness, beware the dreaded office pool.

I'm Duke but I'm Carolina.
I'm Georgia but I'm Georgia Tech.
I'm Terps but I'm Cavaliers, yeah.

I'm Michigan but I'm Ohio State.
I'm Indiana but I'm Purdue.
I'm Iowa but I'm Minnesota, baby.

And what it all comes down to
is that it's March Madness time.
'Cause I've got one hand in my brackets
and the other hand's in a staff meeting.

I'm Rutgers but I'm Syracuse.
I'm Pitt but I'm Penn State.
I'm St. John's but I'm Georgetown, yeah.

I'm UConn but I'm UMass.
I'm Yale but I'm Harvard.
I'm Penn but I'm Princeton, baby.

And what it all comes down to
is that it's March Madness time.
'Cause I've got one hand in my brackets
and the other hand's in a teleconference.

And what it all comes down to
is that it's March Madness time.
'Cause I've got one hand in my brackets
and the other hand's fixing the copier.

I'm Kentucky but I'm Louisville.
I'm Tennessee but I'm Vanderbilt.
I'm Florida but I'm Florida State, yeah.

I'm USC but UCLA.
I'm Cal but I'm Stanford.
I'm U-Dub but I'm Wazzu, baby.

And what it all boils down to
is that it's March Madness time.
'Cause I've got one hand in my brackets
and the other hand is fixing my resume.

And what it all comes down to, my friend
is the boss fired me for this stuff.
'Cause I've got one hand in my brackets
and the other hand's on the unemployment line!

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littleCupCakes - March 25, 2008 - Report this comment

I love this sir Michael, . . . One hand is on the steering wheel of the LeBaron heading out to the Coast, as the other hand is on that hot Fax Machine . . .

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