[Salesman]
The products are crappy
I really don't mind
I just want your money, yeah
I've got a great smile
So sign on the dotted line
Now read it and weep forever
What it all comes down to
Is that everything's gonna be mine mine mine
'Cause I've got one hand in your pocket
And the other one is raiding your charge card

[Exec]
I'm a major employer
Of thousands of working stiffs
A darling of Wall Street, oh yeah
I make record profits
By pushing the paychecks down
I won't say I'm sorry, baby
And what it all comes down to
Is that everything's gonna be mine mine mine
'Cause I've got one hand in your pocket
And the other one is cutting your benefits

[People]
And what it all comes down to
Is that we've gotta get it all figured out real quick
'Cause there are hands down in our pockets
And there's nothing left, not even a thin dime

[Politician]
I got reelected
I'm back in the House
I'm doing my civic duty
I sign my own raises
I go on expensive trips
All paid by the public, baby
And what it all boils down to
Is that no one's really got it figured out just yet
That I've got one hand in your pocket
And the other one is signing a big tax bill

[Singer]
And what it all comes down to my friends, yeah
Is that everything's just a line, line, line
To get a hand down in our pockets
And keep pulling out the bulk of our hard-earned cash