This guy needs to go, end his terrible rule
Simultaneously cruel and a dope
Disgrace to the monarchy
Think we should revolt, you see
Must overthrow this mad, heinous dictator
Approved a large tax on cheese
That somehow applies to me
And others who are incredibly allergic

Man, the king is insane, no, his brain isn't stable
The way he uses his sceptre to scratch his hide, gross
He made the peasants burn their grain
Cause the dope was informed that their stored wheat
Held deep inside gold, what lies
Somehow we survived

And I fear his unkind rule
Will not get much better if we delay
Hope his hei-eir is more wise, please
Not that that would be tricky to achieve
Dou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ouche on the throne

This is for the good of the people
The people who freeze whenever it snows
Cause his Highness made comfy clothes illegal, you see
Except for himself, the non-frostbitten stinker
No wonder we want to take his stuffed-with-caviar face
And jam it straight into the nearest grinder?

All suffer from his reign, lords and dames are not able
To pay for the fine treats on which they'd like to dine, no
And I know that that sounds quite lame
But they're lords in name only, they're mostly
Just like you guys, eating flies
They've just got posh minds

While he's he-ere, things won't improve
And our once great nation will soon decay
So I swea-ear this dynasty
Will not crash and burn into anarchy
Dou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ouche on the thro-one

Ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh

And I know what I say is hypocritical of one like me to say
For I was the king last time and I blew it
Because I was as cruel and douchey as the current hack
Who then revolted and he succeeded

I'll say clea-ear I was a douche
And I deserve my life-long prison stay
But you the-ere, you seem nice, please
Don't become as bad as the current dweeb
Dou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ouche on the throne
I'm stuck he-ere, I can't join you
And a good impression, I wouldn't make
Get out the-ere, form a mighty
Mob to restore peace to the whole country
Dou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ouche on the thro-one