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Song Parodies -> "Won't Need My Money When I Die"
Original Song Title:
"Everything I Love Is Killing Me"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Alan Jackson
Parody Song Title:
"Won't Need My Money When I Die"
Parody Written by:
Tim Mayfield
The Lyrics
They've told me my disease it has no cure
But what's with all these tests? I'm still not sure
Guess they're trying to suck my wallet dry
Cause I sure won't need my money when I die
I sure won't need my money when I die
So the doctor's trying to get it while I'm alive
They tell me they can't save me, but they'll try
Guess they're trying to suck my wallet
Very, very dry
Cause I sure won't need my money when I die
I keep getting the feeling when I go
That they act like they have struck the motherlode
And the costs that they assess just multiply
Cause I sure won't need my money when I die
I sure won't need my money when I die
So the doctor's trying to get it while I'm alive
They tell me they can't save me, but they'll try
Guess they're trying to suck my wallet
Very, very dry
Cause I sure won't need my money when I die
Guess they're trying to suck my wallet
Very, very dry
Cause I sure won't need my money when I die
But what's with all these tests? I'm still not sure
Guess they're trying to suck my wallet dry
Cause I sure won't need my money when I die
I sure won't need my money when I die
So the doctor's trying to get it while I'm alive
They tell me they can't save me, but they'll try
Guess they're trying to suck my wallet
Very, very dry
Cause I sure won't need my money when I die
I keep getting the feeling when I go
That they act like they have struck the motherlode
And the costs that they assess just multiply
Cause I sure won't need my money when I die
I sure won't need my money when I die
So the doctor's trying to get it while I'm alive
They tell me they can't save me, but they'll try
Guess they're trying to suck my wallet
Very, very dry
Cause I sure won't need my money when I die
Guess they're trying to suck my wallet
Very, very dry
Cause I sure won't need my money when I die
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Well Tim you know where it comes from, too. Now please get busy and write one about that ad that says "One Large Lump Sum!" three times.
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