It's been one week since I got to see
The movie called "The Ring" and it was really scary
Five days since I saw the film
It scared the freakin' piss outta me, had to sleep with a light on
Three days since I got scared to death
That movie was scarer than "Child's Play" and "The Sixth Sence"
Yesterday, it finally dawned on me that
It'll take 7 days till I kick the bucket

Hey do you rememeber that one tape?
Well if you watch It
You die 7 days after that
Well I've seen the film and I recall
That I didn't like it all
You may think that I'm a pussy but It was hella scary
Hey, see the girl come out of the TV?
It really scared me
Even more than "The Others"
Now I don't want to see the next scene
Cause I might scream
Don't wanna see who's gonna be the one to die the next scene
The mom threw the little girl down into the well
That was scary as hell
Oops! I think that I just pissed in my pants
That guy killed himself in the tub
What a poor old bub, But I still don't get
What was up with all those crazy horses

That movie really should've been rated "R"
The disturbing images went just a bit to far
If you've seen the movie then you will see
Why every scene will make you go pee
I've never seen a movie quite like this before
I guess "The Ring" is just extra-ordinary

It's been one week since I got the call
They said I had had 7 days till I die and that was all
Five days since I realized
I'm gonna die and I still haven't washed my car
It's been three days since I got that bloody nose
I haven't been able to relax or sleep at all
Yesterday, I got real scared
I remember to much about that movie

Once you get watchin' you feel real frightened
You wanna cuddle with your teddy bear, and suck on your thumb
"The Ring" is the king of horror films
No other's like it
It truely is a work of art
It's totally scary, like a Circus
But there are no clowns
Just a tape you watch then you die
Just like Barney, it's scary
But with killing
It's a Box Office Hit
I left the theater with wet pants
It was really that frightning
The dialouge is tacky but it was still really scary
And pretty soon you get scared
every time that darn phone rings
But when you answer, it turns out to be a Salesman

Yes I must admit, I am a wuss
Never been so scared in all my life
"Oh No!" I say when I know
That a really scary scene is coming on
I have no idea why I got so scared
I guess it was just the mood I was in

It's been one week since I got to see
That darn movie "The Ring" It was scary
Five days I haven't had any sleep
One night I did but had a nightmare
Three days I got scared again
Thought the girl came out of my own TV
Yesterday, It occured to me
That "The Ring" was just a stupid scary movie
Tired of wasted my time being scared of that movie
I've got way to much to do to be scared of that move
Yes it was scary but it was just a stupid movie