-> "One Week (Since I Saw The Ring)"
Original Song Title:
"One Week"
Parody Song Title:
"One Week (Since I Saw The Ring)"
Parody Written by:
mellybeanTC
The Lyrics
It's been one week since I got to see
Samara's tape with the ladders and the trees
Five days since the bloody nose
From then on my panic has only rose
Three days since the electrode cord
Please save me, save me, oh my lord
Yesterday, it occured to me
That I gotta make a copy or else meet Samara
Play it now and watch it dark as ink
It'll make you stop and think
You'll swear that you can hear the horses
Samara's the queen of fear now
She's made a death vow
She likes to kill you
'Cause it's all she knows how to do
Cold like the water at the bottom of a well
Welcome to life in hell
Because I'm dreaming of the mental ward
Samara's eyes like pure evil hits
I'm at the end of my wits
You've gotta watch this tape so I don't die
Gonna make a copy and take a break
While I watch you bleed and shake
I like Samara, she the scariest of minors
Gotta see the show, 'cause then you'll know
The fear is gonna grow
'Cause it's so scary you'll have to make a copy
How can I help it if I keep dreaming that I'm dead
Trying hard not to scream but it's in my head
I'm the kind of guy who watches the video
Can't understand what I mean?
Well you soon will
I have a tendency to make copies of the tape
I have a history of passing it on
It's been one week since I saw The Ring
Saw the giant bug and other creepy things
Five days since she grabbed my arm
Burned me but didn't cause me harm
Three days since I found the well
I thought there's no way out of this hell
Yesterday it occured to me
That I gotta make a copy or else meet Samara
... gotta make a copy or else meet Samara
... gotta make a copy or else meet Samara!
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