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Song Parodies -> "Inflatable Girlfriend"

Original Song Title:

"Alternative Girlfriend"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Barenaked Ladies

Parody Song Title:

"Inflatable Girlfriend"

Parody Written by:

AussieBullDog

The Lyrics

I hurry to get home
Hate to leave you alone
I never telephone, but you don't care

You're always waiting for me
Very first thing that I see
I just love the way you're always there

I'm the guy for you
You're the girl for me
I don't even have to shave or buy you flowers

You're my inflatable girlfriend
I love you, no, you're not just pretend
There's no one else that can replace you

I sleep till ten every morn
You don't make me mow the lawn
Or nag about the toilet seat

My life with you is a dream
You never snore or scream
You've really made my life complete

I'm the guy for you
You're the girl for me
Whatever the time, you never have a headache

You're my inflatable girlfriend
I love you, no, you're not just pretend
There's no one else that can replace you

A bargain deal at $19.95
With a look upon your face like you're almost alive
If I ever need a friend, you're always there
And I can have a little fun then release the air

You're my inflatable girlfriend
The price for you wasn't much to spend
There's no one else that can replace you

You're my inflatable girlfriend
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Marlowe - October 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Never heard of 'Alternative Girlfriend', but I'm laughing at the lyrics anyway!
Charlie Decker - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice Parody of a terrific song! -CD
Rick D - December 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Just saw this one. I did one like it, "Red Rubber Doll", but I like this one too. I'm going to be posting one soon with you in mind. You'll know it when you see it.
AussieBullDog - December 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Can't wait, Rick.

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