It's been one week since the eagles game
they came and lost
and had no one to blame
Five days since the press conference
Reid had to BS to cover his ass
Three days since Donovan cried,
He realized it's all his fault, but he tried to lie
Yesterday it came out
But it'll still be two days till He says hes sorry

Hold it now and watch number 5
As he makes you stop, think
You'll think you're looking at Orangeman
I summon birds to the Curds,
Although I like the fried cardinal
I like the eagle
'Cause it's never touched a victory

Hot like the seat when I take the lead
Big like Coach Ried
Because I'm all about eating
Burning's got the mad hits
You try to match wits
You try to hold'um but they bust through

Gonna make a break and take a fake
I'd like a stinkin, staley shake
I like pinkston, It's the finest of the colors
Gotta see the show,
Cause then you'll know
The eagles is gonna grow
Cause it's so dangerous,
You'll have to sign a waiver

How can they help it if I think there funny when they lose
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
I'm the kind of fan who laughs at a injury
Can't understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of taking off my hat

It's been one week the eagles lost
Threw the ball in the air and it was crossed
Five days since they tackled him
He's still laying at the one inch line
It's been three days since the afternoon
They realized it's McNabbs fault not a moment too soon
Yesterday theyed fired him
And now I sit back and wait till they lose again

Chickity China the Cardinals cookin
You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'
Watchin football with no lights on,
We're dans la maison
I hope the come back kids in this one
Like Thrash I'm getting Frantic
Like Taylor I'm Tantric
Like losing, guaranteed to satisfy

Like NFL I make old films
Okay I don't make films
But if I did they'd have a cowboy
Gonna get a set of better teams
Gonna find the kind with yummy cream
Just so my fans aren't always flying off the bandwagon
Gotta keep in touch because its becomin' way too much
Cause that team has got the silly players
That make me think the wrong thing

How can they help it if I think there funny when they lose
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
I'm the kind of fan who laughs at a injury
Can't understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of taking off my hat

It's been one week since the eagles burned
Dropped the players to the waivers and said they give up
Five days since I laughed at them and said
You just did just what I thought you were gonna do
Three days since the Eagles died
We realized we're both to blame, because we burned them
Yesterday you they just cried and cried
Cause it'll still be two days till Dallas wins

It'll still be two days till Dallas wins
It'll still be two days till Dallas wins
Lincoln Stadium, home of the burning.