It's been one week since you looked at me
Cocked your head to the side and said "I'm horny"
Five days since you laughed at me, saying
"Get that thing up, come back and see me"
Three days since the living room
I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
But it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry

Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
As I make you come, think
You'll think you're looking at crazyman
I summon Chex to the hex, I'm not all sex
I like the sushi
'Cause it's never touched a frying pan
Hot like Wasabe when I bust rhymes
In the Seattle Times
Because I'm all about value
Guess what, my real name's Tabris
You can't believe this, you try to hold me but I fuck you
Gonna make a break and take a fake
I'd like a stinkin' achin' shake
I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavors
Gotta see the show, "cause then you'll know
Testosterone is gonna flow
Cause it's so dangerous
You'll have to sign a waiver

How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad?
Trying hard not to scowl though I hate your dad
I'm the kind of guy who farts at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of taking off my clothes

It's been one week since you looked at me
Threw your arms in the air
And said "You're crazy"
Five days since you love-bit me
I've still got the hickey on both my buttcheeks
It's been three days since the afternoon
You realized it's not my fault
Not a moment too soon
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
And now I sit back and wait till you say you're sorry

Chickity China, the Chinese chicken
You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'
Watchin' Gravitation with no protection
We've got erections
I hope a dirty scene's in this one
Like Harrison Ford, I'm getting frantic
Like Sting, I'm Tantric
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy

Like Whoey-Howa I make dark films
Okay, I don't make films
But if I did they'd have a naked guy
Gonna get a set a' better rub
Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
Just so my raisins aren't always flying off the ass-swing
I'd hate to spoon with Sailor Moon
'Cause the cartoon has got the doomed anime babes
That make me think some weird things

How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad?
Tryin' hard not to scowl though I hate your dad
I'm the kind of guy who farts at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of losing my clothes

It's been one week since you looked at me
Dropped your arms to your sides
And said "I'm sorry"
Five days since I laughed at you and said
"You just did just what I thought you were gonna do"
Three days since the living room
We realized we're both just gay
But what could we do?
Yesterday you just smiled at me
"Cause it'll still be two days till we say we're sorry

It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
Garden of Eden, home of the Angel