-> "One Week (GTA: San Andreas)"
Original Song Title:
"One Week"
Parody Song Title:
"One Week (GTA: San Andreas)"
The Lyrics
It's been one week since I stole the car
Crashed it into a tree and didn't get far
Five days since I had four stars
Blew up three helicopters and two cop cars
Three days since I saw the moon
De-railed the train and did the yay-yay ka-boom
Yesterday I had territ'ry
But it'll still be two days 'til drug barons kill me
Hold your guns and take the 'hood, think
As the map turns pink
You'll think you're looking at a leader
I summon homies to the hotspots
Crew takes pot-shots
With our guns we're never lose a war
We even save the bleeders
Smoke, Ryder, Sweet and OG
I'm all like 'Oh jeez'
When he tries make some good raps
My crew are makin big hits
Big Smoke has man tits
We try to trust him but he back stabs
Gonna watch for catalina she's the queen
Of being mean you've seen her when she's peed
She's really not a nice gal
You see Big Smoke you're gonna choke coz he's a joke
A bloke who knows what he's done
And you thought he's a dope but he's a good pal
Can I help it if Halfpenny's cocky when he's mad
Tryin to stay out his way, but i've been bad
I'm the guy who does the sh*t for the big guys
Cesar telling me the traitors was a surprise
I have a tendecy of shooting people that I see
I have a history of dealing loads of dirt
It's been one week since that Wu Zi Mu
Came and told me he's blind I don't think it's true
Five days since I had the race
I've still got the red scratch marks on my face
It's been three days since left the aisle
Welcomed me into the badlands with a big smile
Yesterday I stashed all Truth's weed
But it'll still be two days still the cops come for me
Trickity-triads, the chinese trickin'
They have some big guns and they're pain inflictin'
Watching T-Bone like a sniper
You're a pied piper
For all the gangies, dudes and homies
Like Cesar and Sweet i'm having tantrums
I'm buying mansions
And Denise I try to satisfy
This game should be a hit film
And not a sh*t film
Coz the 80s one left me dry
Gonna get a massive club down at the pub
And in my hub i'll have to hope that homies
Know i'm out there watching
Gotta get in a Fortune and put on tunes this afternoon
Coz my homies want some decent tunes for riding
How can I help it if Halfpenny's bent and he's bad
Tryin' hard not to shoot him though i'm real mad
I'm the kind who drives a banged R Funeral
Can't understand what i've seen? You soon will
I have a tendecy to wear my clothes from Pro-Laps
I have a history of wearing several shirts
It's been one week since my hair was shaved
Played on Duality in my local arcade
Five days since the puncture wounds
I said Transfender mods up my cars but they're expensive too
Three days since that awful fight
Poor Catalina just wouldn't say I was right
Yesterday saw Keoki's
But it'll still be two days 'til i've got the money
Ridin' around Balla's hoods with my homies
Went to Fierro but nobody knows me
Go to the 'Stack coz i'm getting hungry
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