-> "Ethanol"
Original Song Title:
"Alcohol"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Ethanol"
The Lyrics
1-Ethanol, my permanent accesory. Ethanol, a vehichle necessity. Alcohol, alternative for gasoline of course. Oh, Ethanol USA's new resource.
Chorus-I now drive more than I did the week before. We discovered Ethanol.
2-Forget that stuff black gold, screw the thing called Texas Tea. A corn-like alcohol for the car, a sex-on-the-beach for me. Ethanol, these cars resolve like our lives never will. Now we can save some gas for the winter bill.
Chorus-I now drive more, than I did the week before. We discovered Ethanol. Oh Ethanol, can you please forgive me? For we have never used you. Cause Oil was all we used.
Bridge-I thought that Ethanol was just for those from that big country called Brazil. I thought that our gasoline wouldn't be in a standstill. But now we know that there's a time and a place that we can't choose to pay the high-price or make gas just out of booze.
Chorus-I now drive more than I did the week before. We discovered Ethanol. Would we need to rely that damn Persian shore, since our gas is now Alcohol. Oh, Ethanol would you please forgive me? For we have never used you, Oil was all we used.
Ending-Would you please forgive us? Would you please forgive us?
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