Found my classes and I found my locker,
There she is, it's my last year's stalker,
That guy is weird! That chick is hot!
Wow, she said "'SUP?" to me, I hit the jackpot!

Look at me in Grade 9, people; look at me in Grade 9,
Look at me in Grade 9, people; look at me in Grade 9,

I got a black and white binder and a thousand pound backpack,
I hope my friends don't find out I have the Lion King soundtrack,
Went out for the rugby team, but the others kicked my ass,
Guess I shouldn't have told them that I like Lance Bass!

Look at me in Grade 9, people; look at me in Grade 9,
Look at me in Grade 9, people; look at me in Grade 9,

Well half my friends are psychos and the others are just weird,
They're all to busy impressing girls, trying to grow a beard!
They couldn't help me study; I knew nothing when it began,
I guess I should've studied instead of watching 6 hours of Batman!

Look at me in Grade 9, people; look at me in Grade 9,
Look at me in Grade 9, people; look at me in Grade 9,

They call me dumbass; they call my weirdo,
They call me psycho; they call me freaky,
They call me Kyle (because that's my name).

Look at me in Grade 9, people; look at me in Grade 9,
Look at me in Grade 9, people; look at me in Grade 9,

I've got really baggy jeans and glow-in-the-dark underpants,
I put them on and went to the high school dance,
Dad said I have to be home by eleven-
Aw, man, I'm gonna miss 7th Heaven!