Song Parodies -> "Shark Week"

Original Song Title:

"One Week"

Original Performer:

"Shark Week"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

inspired by Marcus D. Hales.

Chorus: It’s Shark week and I gots to go
You could say something to me, but I wouldn’t know
Five days of great programming
Get to watch the best shows on the TV
Eight days in my living room
I haven’t got up, to either bathe or groom
Yesterday, it ended again
And it will be one year till it’s back again

Verse 1: Hold on now, I’m watchin’ Shark Week
Before you talk, think
Cuz sharks can talk to Aquaman
The sharks eat fish from a dish
I they only had one with
They like sushi
Cuz it’s never touched a frying pan
Eat like Kobi Oshi when it’s munch time
Good like New York Times
Cuz they’re all about eating
Bruce the shark got some issues
He needs some tissues
But he’s never met his father
I like to watch that Adam Savage
As he busts myths and I manage
To a point of advantage
Like Serena, Is the finest of the players
Gonna watch this show, cuz I need to know
That sharks’ teeth, they always grow
Cuz they’re dangerous
I’ll have to sign a waiver

Bridge: I cannot help it, if I think it’s funny when I see
A shark leaps out the water and kills something
I’m the kinda guy that laughs at a baby seal
When it gets jacked from underneath and becomes a meal
I have a tendency to watch Shark Week all damn day
I have a history of losing my mind

Chorus: It’s Shark week and I gots to go
You could say something to me, but I wouldn’t know
Five days of great programming
Get to watch the best shows on the TV
Eight days in my living room
I haven’t got up, to either bathe or groom
Yesterday, it ended again
And it will be one year till it’s back again

Verse 2: A chickadee-seafood, a seafood chicken
A shark takes a bite and my mind starts tripping’
Watchin’ Shark Week, I’m getting’ wily
Like John C. Reilly
Like Will Ferrel in Step Brothers
Like Jaime Hyneman, I bust myths
Bitch believe this
I’m crazy like Miss Lohan
Like Tony Hawk, I do some flips
For some shark tips
And if I do, I’ll be a frikin’ man
Gonna get a bag of potato chips
And some fruit whips
Just so my stomach doesn’t growl in the best scenes
Gotta pee real bad, ain’t it sad?
Cuz I can’t leave my pad, on couch
Cuz I might miss a cool thing

Bridge: I cannot help it, if I think it’s funny when I see
A shark leaps out the water and kills something
I’m the kinda guy that laughs at a baby seal
When it gets jacked from underneath and becomes a meal
I have a tendency to watch Shark Week all damn day
I have a history of losing my mind

Chorus: It’s Shark week and I gots to go
You could say something to me, but I wouldn’t know
Five days of great programming
Get to watch the best shows on the TV
Eight days in my living room
I haven’t got up, to either bathe or groom
Yesterday, it ended again
And it will be one year till it’s back again

And it will be one year till it’s back again…………

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Wild Child JIN - September 27, 2010 - Report this comment

This parody might even make Jaws jealous. LOL! :-D 555!

The Most Interesting Man In the World - September 27, 2010 - Report this comment

Sharks have a week dedicated to me. I don't always read song parodies. But when I do, I prefer to give this one a five.

Below Average Dave - March 22, 2011 - Report this comment

I always appreciate parodies of this song, its one of my favorite to do at karaoke (yes I said that--I like to sing this original at karaoke). . .this was good Blaydeman, only wish I had seen it before SOTY.

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