(Verse 1)
Drove uptown cloudy sky
Eight-thirty on a Tuesday night
Just to lace up my skates in MSG
Call it a routine
Call it all serene
Call it my pay
But when I’m with teammates
I’m filled with glee

(Verse 2)
It’s the topic of standings
It’s the topic of positioning
The topic of health
You can rely on power---plays
Drop the gloves and I’ll aggravate
I don’t need stealth
Laviolette tell me
You’ve ap-proved of fighting ways
Because right now I’m

(Chorus)
Stuck in a box
Saying Thomas Wilson rocks
Well I am
Stuck in a box
Saying Thomas Wilson roooooocks! (woooh)

(Verse 3)
So I’m sitting here
Just watching from the players bench
And I’m looking around
Who, I’ll be knocking down
Lines shifting and re-shifting
With buttocks clench
And wondering if my behaviour is worth cracking down
Because I’m

(Chorus)
Stuck in a box
Saying Thomas Wilson rocks
Well I am
Stuck in a box
Saying Thomas Wilson roooooooooocks! (Woooh)

(Verse 4)
And if you want to shame me
You can spam it on twitter
With health and safety department
Embitter
I’ll pay few thousand dollars
Return with audience boos (whoa-oh)
While having our team lose

(Chorus)
Stuck in a box
Saying Thomas Wilson rocks
Well I am
Stuck in a box
Saying Thomas Wilson rocks!

(Bridge)
I felt some pain
When I was playing Philly
And though I’m a heavy hitter
I skated then collided with a knee
I skated then collided with a knee (whoa-oh)
Help get the trainers
Collided with a knee
Help get the trainers
Collided with a knee
Help get the trainers
Because I’m

(Chorus)
Stuck in a box
Saying Thomas Wilson rocks
Well I am
Stuck in a box
Saying Thomas Wilson rooooooooocks!
(oooh-oooooh Yeah!)

(Verse 1)
Drove uptown cloudy sky
Eight-thirty on a Tuesday night
Just to lace up my skates in MSG (skates in MSG)
Call it a routine
Call it all serene
Call it my pay (uh-oh)
But when I’m with teammates
I’m filled with gleeeeeeeeee

(Instrumental Outro)