Song Parodies -> "Hate Theme from"

Original Song Title:

"My Heart Will Go On"

Original Performer:

Celine Dion

Parody Song Title:

"Hate Theme from"

Parody Written by:

Jackie

The Lyrics

Not a song for Titanic fans...

Friday night at my house,
My friends called and asked me
If I'd see a movie with them
It was called "Titanic",
Cameron's latest love flick
They said I'd be seeing a gem

I went,
A fortune I spent
On a ticket, popcorn, and a drink
What a waste!
This film has no taste!
You wait three freakin' hours
For the boat to sink
And sink

As we left the movie
I shared my opinion
But my friends all thought I was nuts
"Great film!" said one of them,
"How could you not like it?
What Jack and Rose had done took guts!"

Next weekend,
My friends called again
To see that stupid movie once more
One glance
Was hardly a chance
To like that movie, they said,
So out of the door
I went

(cue long instrumental interlude)

How long
Will this film go on?!
Three long hours of tape gone to waste!
Oh, jeez!
Just kill them off please!
So this misery ends and
I go home, post-haste
HELP ME-EEE!

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