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Song Parodies -> "They Used Too Much Yeast"

Original Song Title:

"Beauty And The Beast"

Original Performer:

Celine Dion

Parody Song Title:

"They Used Too Much Yeast"

Parody Written by:

Phil Nelson

The Lyrics

Can you tell I've been to Disney a couple times recently? I promise I'll branch out after this one.
Bread as old as time
Stale as it can be
Moldy yucky bread
Served tonight instead
Unexpectedly

Just a little bread
Small, to say the least
Now it's huge and haired
It's not well prepared
They used too much yeast

Ever rising bread
Ever a surprise
Moldy as before
No I don't want more
As the bread will rise

Ever rising bread
Ever a surprise
Moldy as before
No I don't want more
As the bread will rise

Bread as old as time
Owned by Fred Flinstone
Really stale and weird
It's growing a beard
Think it might explode

Certain as the bread
Rising in the east
Bread as old as time
Oldest they could find
They used too much yeast

Bread as old as time
Oldest they could find
They used too much yeast
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Below Average Dave - January 19, 2010 - Report this comment
You are on a bit of a Disney kick at the moment--I love it. Cute idea to another song from Disney I enjoyed, 5s
Old Man Ribber - January 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Good job of "leavening" the playing field! ;D
Phil Nelson - January 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks Dave and Ribber.
Mark Scotti - January 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Your song "rises" to the occasion!!!
Phil Nelson - January 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks Mark.
Ann Hammond - January 20, 2010 - Report this comment
he he
Phil Nelson - January 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks Ann.

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