-> "Goon-Stooge Riot"
Original Song Title:
"Zoot Suit Riot"
Parody Song Title:
"Goon-Stooge Riot"
The Lyrics
There’s no whisperin’ when they scream;
decibels will get your ears clean.
Gripes and banes and swingin’ hands. . .
he’s their “daddy”; he’s their man.
One crank wants to slay
guy that he just gave a punch.
Others go the way
of the push/Putsch, beyond the crunch.
Goon-stooge riot.
That hasn’t quite yet been here.
Goon-stooge riot
is what he hints might be the fare.
Goon-stooge riot:
that’s what he says we might fear.
Goon-stooge riot
if convention don’t treat him “fair.”
“Go slap ’em!”
Those whipped-up, liberal-hatin’ redneck men
want to make America “great again.”
Coded language for a time back when
George Wallace would have been friend.
He’s got ’em in a sway
from that podium above.
When he talks they know
that he means more than a shove.
Goon-stooge riot:
that’s what he says we might fear.
Goon-stooge riot
seems what he wants, based on his blare.
There’ll be a goon-stooge riot. . . .
[Loud, angry, incoherent screaming]
Oh, he’s got ’em in a sway
’cause he tells them that he loves
it when they give blows
to foes: “Do more than just shove!!”
Goon-stooge riot:
that’s what he says we might fear.
Goon-stooge riot
seems what he wants, in the lights’ glare.
Goon-stooge riot:
that’s what he says we might fear.
Goon-stooge riot
this is a threat; his meaning bare.
Expect a goon-stooge riot. . . .
(With that mouth, he may well bring it.)
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