Man, just saw Trump on the tube again
And it seems like the harder we try
To forget about him, but he just won't be swept aside
He's here for the ride
Oh Trump, I used to think it was all a joke
Now it looks like he just might win
That'd be a sin
This country....who knows where we'd be with him in charge

Tell me, what kind of land would we be
Living our lives with Don in the White House
And I hope that it wouldn't mean World War III
'Cause he's not very diplomatic
Tell me, what kind of land would we be

Vlad....well if Don treats him like he does Jeb
Then the outcome will not be good
If he met world leaders, I doubt he would act like he should
Oh Xi, well if the Donald called him a clown
Horrid things would go down
It makes me frown, oh Donald
Can't tell the Saudi king "you're fired", that's not okay

Tell me, what kind of land would we be
Living our lives with Don in the White House
And I fear that it'd probably mean World War III
'Cause he's not very diplomatic
Tell me, what kind of land would we be