-> "My Name's James Bond"
Original Song Title:
"What a Girl Wants"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"My Name's James Bond"
The Lyrics
My name's James Bond, what do you need?
My name's James Bond, watch out for me
Yeah, c'mon
Ooh-oh-oh yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah
Uh-uh yeah
License to kill you-ou and I'll do it easily-y
Walther co-ocked, give the info-o straight to me-e
If you can't give me pleasu-ure, oh
I'll just blow your brains ou-ou-ou-out, yeah, yeah
Martini shaken and never sti-irred
While takin' down threats to the who-ole da-a-amn world
Foilin' plans, kickin' ass
Without a single crease in my suit pants
My name's James Bond (yeah, yeah), what do you need (yeah, yeah)?
The greatest spy the wo-orld ha-as ever seen
I've been doin' this since the early sixties
My name's James Bond, watch out for me
If you're a villain cau-ausin' harm
I'll be killin' you, followed by a quip, see (like if your)
Oh-oh-oh (head gets knocked off) yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah
"You said a little off the top"
I'll beat the livin' daylights out of all your moo-ooks (yeah, yeah)
Won't live to die another day, it's true
Bet the world is not enough fo-or, mmm
You and I e-expe-e-ect, you-ou-ou-ou'll
Leave me to die, but that's a big no-o (huge no-no)
I'll escape, can't live and let die, you kno-o-ow
You're in deep trouble, for sure (oh-oh-oh-oh)
Guess we'll see if you only live twice or drop flat
My name's James Bond (yeah, yeah), what do you need (yeah, yeah)?
The greatest spy the wo-orld ha-as ever seen
Even if I make detours for the ladies
My name's James Bond, watch out for me (watch for me-e-e-e-e)
Wanna threaten countrie-ies with bombs?
You'll find they're defused, you kitty-stroki-i-in' frea-ea-eak, yeah-eah
My name's James Bond, here if you need
Someone who's great at espionage and bei-in' rea-eal coo-oo-oo-ool
My name's James Bond (yeah, oh yeah), watch out for me (you don't want)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh yeah (to piss me off)
My name's James Bond (and I'm with), what do you need (MI6)?
I'm packin' lots of stuff from Q
Always loaded fo-or bear (fo-or bear)
Pure death wra-apped up i-in a sui-uit
Ooh-hoo, a sui-uit, a sui-uit, a sui-ui-ui-ui-ui-ui-ui-ui-ui-ui-uit
Ooh-ooh-ooh oh-oh, i-it doe-oesn't ma-atter who is playin' me, yeah yeah-eah
I'm still James Bond, Sean Connery (ooh ooh)
Timothy Dalton, Ro-oger Moore
Pierce Brosnan or Danie-iel Craig, even George La-azenby
My name's James Bond, what do you need (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)?
The greatest spy the wo-orld ha-as ever seen (oh, best spy in hist'ry)
On her Majesty's Secret Service, that's me (if you're doin' wro-ong, in comes me)
My name's James Bond, watch out for me (Bond, James Bo-o-ond, kickin' douche bu-u-ut, yeah, yeah)
No type of villain I can't stop (ma-ad scientists, crooked bus'ness folk)
Helps they keep tellin' their plans to me (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
My name's James Bond (Bond, James Bond), what do you need (no threat too-oo-oo large)?
The greatest spy the wo-orld ha-as ever seen (no-one tops, heh-heh, this sexy one)
I'll never let down people who are in need (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Globe tro-o-otter (James Bond), world sa-a-aver (that's me)
I-It's true, cau-ause you know that I'll ge-et the job done
Not stealthily (because that's just not me) oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, yeah-eah yeah
Over 50 years, I've been doin' this thing (ooh-ah-ah)
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