Did you see the way I bite myself
I've self harmed since I was like 2 years old back when it was actually funny to do that but I think we're too old for that
Or counting porn stars
On the street you'll see, on my TV I'll see
Can't you go away, like breathing now does

I said
'What do you think of Jenna Jameson'
Cos I really like to crack her
Ask her about if I'm really far
'Tell me what you think of Angel Long'
Cos she is actually from Swindon
Ask her if I'm really Steve Coogan

If we meet up, then we suffer from HIV
HIV ain't a funny thing to always laugh about
These days I'll be counting porn stars
Down in Vegas, on the Vegas street I'll be
Are we bovvered
Like Catherine Wheel's boyfriend

I said
'Tell me what you think of Lolly Badcock'
Cos I'm on my way to piss on her
Ask her to take her clothes on now
We said
'Tell me what you thought of Briana Banks'
Cos I'm not John Cooper Clarke
Ask her if I'm very far

(BRIDGE):
'Porn is disgusting. It's like something you've watched in nursery school. Please stop it, that's the sort of stuff 2 yr olds watch. Not adults. Grow up. Now I'm about to fiddle about with kids'
Adrian Chiles, 1994

Tell me what you've thought of 3Some
Cos I'm on my way to watch it
Ask Angel if I'm really fun
Tell me what you think of Angel Long
Cos I'm really going to bring her
Ask her who Jools Holland is
Or ask her if I really fucked her

Ah

If I really fucked her
If I really fucked her
If I really fucked her
If I really fucked her
If I really fucked her
If I really fucked her
If I really fucked her
If I really fucked her
If I really fucked her
If I really fucked her
If I really fucked her
If I really fucked her
If I really fucked her
If I really fucked her

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Interviewee: what would you like to see happen to porn
Adrian Chiles C. 1994: have it shot